I have been catching up on my reading of literature classics this summer. This is a good idea. However, the selection and timing of each reading is absolutely crucial. Otherwise this good idea can go horribly off-track. I committed several tactical errors in my reading of Frankenstein last night.
- First, one should never read this book after dark…by the light of a flashlight…during a windstorm…while the power is out.
- Second, one should never read this book while housesitting in a big creepy, empty house in a strange neighborhood.
- Third, one should not drink a mug of reheated morning coffee while reading said book.
- Fourth, by no means should one fall asleep after said reading. Dreams will contain little peace.
- Fifth, if phone rings twenty minutes into deep sleep, one should not look at Caller ID before answering. Otherwise, the caller known as Unregistered Number may freak out said reader of Frankenstein.
Sadly, last night I committed all five of these tactical blunders. I woke up with eye strain, a kink in my neck, a headache, and a jittery jog to the coffee maker.
